" Dear ladies, chicks and soon-to-be-soup(s). I need to discuss something very important with you. Grumpy, wants to hatch chicks. I obviously said yes (as I'm the father) but I want to hear your oppinions"
Let's look at what I did today...
Harrased the hens✔️
Crowed at five in the morning ✔️
Dug up the carrots✔️
Mate-danced till I didn't fall over✔️
Pecked the young cock-a-noodles✔️
Oh, what a very productive day!