I don't understand what her obsession with kitchen chairs is. When I let them out she wanders around for a few minutes then she jumps up on a chair and just lays down for a while.
...you risk getting in trouble at school by taking your salad home for your spoiled little babies
...you would rather have chicken friends over human friends
...you talk about your chickens every chance you get
...you consider your chickens to be your children
...you want to be homeschooled so...