Ok, this being the Sin Bin, may I suggest to mellow things out, a wine tasting party? I'll bring some Rex Goliath pinot noir, it has the pic of a 47 lb rooster on it,
it's actually pretty good despite being $7.99....I've got enuf to share...
Forgive me if I have sinned...
Today I used my St. Francis bird feeder (which I discovered birds are terrified of) as a scarecrow in the chicken run to keep the sparrows from eating all the chicken feed....and I tied him to a hook on the wall by his cincture.