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dude this thread has been dead forever... Has anyone read the host?

Quote: I have a very sick bird, so im working on curing him. And im in love. So life is pretty good right now, except for the part thats bad, if that makes any sense. was it Gabe? yes!!!! Guess what happened? Yesterday was boy scouts, and i usually go, but i was about 50 minutes late...

Quote: LOL, ikr? so whatcha been up to tanny? I have a very sick bird, so im working on curing him. And im in love. So life is pretty good right now, except for the part thats bad, if that makes any sense.

Quote: someone likes Jacob LOL, ikr?

LOL about the second one

Quote: Edward is so not, your mean,will you ever realize he is one of the kindest vampires to ever live/die? hes the kindest person ever to be one of the undead.

Quote: me neither, play along.

Quote: She started it! did not it was her!!!!

Quote: i know that, and you know that, but does the maniacal king of the underworld know that? no he doesnt.

Quote: oh, ere you a walmart shopper? *evil smirk* No, walmart scares me. good. im glad *sends the torturers away for the moment*

Quote: dont worry: they deserved it. they shopped at walmart. EEK! oh, ere you a walmart shopper? *evil smirk*

Quote: *catches her and gives her to the holy angels to keep, shes their problem now* *goes back to torturing the souls of the darn* *Jumps down and returns to her house* Poor souls... dont worry: they deserved it. they shopped at walmart.

Quote: HOW??!?! *gets her back, put her in a cell guarded by the worst evil known to any creature: a Walmart salesperson!!!!!* *Points to a sales rack and escapes while the Walmart salesperson is checking the prices* MUAHAHAHAHA! *catches her and gives her to the holy angels to keep, shes...

Quote: OMGSH YOURE RIGHT!!!!! sorry Lord.... *kills the devil and becomes the new queen of hell, trapping Ducky there with no chance of escape or retribution* *Escapes* HOW??!?! *gets her back, put her in a cell guarded by the worst evil known to any creature: a Walmart salesperson!!!!!*

Quote: *Bargains with the Devil and gets him to let her out* I just did. And you forgot to capitalize Him. OMGSH YOURE RIGHT!!!!! sorry Lord.... *kills the devil and becomes the new queen of hell, trapping Ducky there with no chance of escape or retribution*

*is a good friend of the Lord, and convinces him to send Ducky's spirit into the depths of hell for all eternity* BEAT THAT.

Quote: YAY!!!!!!

Quote: *insert witty sassy remark here* TANICHCA!! yay!! Where is Coretta? Hmmm... a werewolf ate her.

Quote: *insert witty sassy remark here*

Quote: what happened?