You attract other youngers and lure them to the thread. This is crucially important to the survival of the kingdom, as the denizens need something to feed on in the deep dark waters of the moat.
However, it is also quite dangerous-- both the original sparkle magnets of the thread (myself and...
Does anyone want the role of sparkle magnet? You new youngers are so young and... young. You need jobs.
I, on the other hand, hereby request to be named an Elder. I am 24, positively ancient, and this morning when I was putting on my makeup, I noticed the beginning of crow's feet. Where the...
We could find that Amaury Guichon guy whose videos are all over the internet... the one who makes those crazy chocolate sculptures of telescopes and trees and whatnot. He could just live in the moat and feed the denizens with chocolate copies of themselves.
So I haven't been online in a few years... what's this? We can like and react to posts now? Like a strange, chicken-themed facebook knockoff?
All you old folks are still alive?
I am still here! I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, and lurking BYC to see pictures of other people walking around and having fun makes me feel not as confined to bed with gauze in my mouth. Ew.
I'm happy to see that we still haven't quite figured out if Alaskan is an aunt or an uncle. Some things should never change.
And yeah... all grown up, somehow. I remember coming here and chatting with y'all as a boy-crazy fourteen-year-old, along with Evelyn and Diana. Wow.
Oh, he's a good egg. Eagle Scout, just graduated magna cum laude, already has ducks so he'll handle my poultry obsession, and he's cute, to boot. I am a lucky gal.
Madly in love, not run off with yet. That's in about a year. ;) Found my wedding dress today though, so that's cool. When did I get old enough to be thinking about these things, though???
Well, I've been in a lot of videos now... New Catholic Generation on youtube has me in a lot of their reaction vids, and I **think*** I'm the least cringey of all the people they've got.
And alas, John is not for sale... at least not until y senior year when I'll be really strapped for cash...