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Quote: I thought this was a funny post till I tried it out with my wife standing there... Still funny but my head hurts where she smacked me Next time say it and duck. Bob and weave Rocky, bob and weave.

I was going to wait to tell my side of the family on Christmas eve, I figured it would give them hours of conversation and indigestion. There is a reason I live in Florida and it is not all about the weather. But I am was nice to my brother, I told him so he can referee. Hey, he was the one...

Thank you guys for all the well wishes. Yep this is a bit of a shocker, but now I am wondering if we should have another after this so s/he will have someone to play with. I am hoping for a girl because I can not think of any boy names. If it is a girl we will most likely name her Jadzia.

Quote: I ordered chickens without telling my wife, so I think she ordered a stork without telling me. My soon to be 12 year old son thinks he is an adult already. When we told them the first thing he said was "We can't afford a baby". I asked him what this we stuff was and when did he get a job.

Yesterday I am sitting there, minding my own business causing harm to no one. My wife comes up and informs me that she is pregnant. This will be #6 with a 10 year gap between. Top three are my stepdaughters with a 9 year gap between hers and ours. I already have 9 grandkids with one more...