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Thanks for the inspiration! My next entry- :lau "SERIOUSLY!"

"Mom, why am I we reign this? Mom, stop stalling and get off the phone, why am I wearing this? Please? Mommy, why, am, I, wearing, this?? Please??????? (clears throat) I AM DONE WITH THE STALLING, TAKE IT OFF OR I AM POOPING ON THE FLOOR!"

Exactly! Lol!

Thanks for the inspiration!- " Mommy, can I do my own caption for myself, because I am seeing these comments and these guys have NO IDEA what I am actually thinking. Its embarrassing!"

Thank you! This is a hard caption!

This is awesome!

Try and think abbot what that little ducky wants, or is thinking.

" Mommy, let me explain. I am sorry that I pooped all over your floor and got your very large nest all yucky, but can you please stop humiliating me! Take it off"

" Mommy, I know your posting my picture on Backyard Chickens, but, can you make it an article, You are always putting me on dumb threads! "

Mom- " Ducky come! Where are you? Come here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky!" Ducky- " I'm not going anywhere until you call me princess!"

Ducky hobbles around showing off her bow Mom- " She is so cute following us round! I don't think she knows she's a duck! " Ducky- " I don't think you know how messy you floor is gonna be after saying that. I am not dumb!"

Mom- "aren't you cute Polly!" Polly- " Of course I am, and Polly wants that cracker!"

Mom- " Daisy, you are so cute in your little bow!" Daisy- " Bows, are for stupid chickens! This, is a ribbon!"

" I am begging you! Take it off!"