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The machine shakes and suddently rumbles with the sound of 3,000,000,000,000 candy bars spilling out onto you. *Puts in a plastic coin, because I'm feeling cheap*

You recieve Elmo. *Inserts piggy bank*

Machine shudders and suddently explodes, then you recieve a bunch of metal scraps. *Inserts nothing*

You get a dictionary *Inserts water*

You get a goose. *Inserts tuna*

You recieve the creepy smiley. *Inserts oreos*

You get chicken poop. *Inserts creepy smiley: *

You recieve a new pet: *Inserts yarn*

You get wine. *Inserts nothing*

You get a caveman with indegestion. *Inserts bacon*

You get a saddle. *Inserts half-dollar*

You get Billy Mays. *Inserts Chihuahua*

You get a turtle... *inserts gold coin*