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I see my attempt at diplomacy is spreading. Someone should make me an ambassador of something.

Ew. No. Not even bacon can save that.

Right? You think you know someone... :)

I'm not. I'm saving it's miserable existence by giving it purpose and cloaking it in the glory of fried crispy love.

So look. I'm not the biggest fan of dirt flavored spongy green toothbrushes myself, but I'm not about to go "scorched earth" on fields of the stuff either. I'm an ally but I fight in a different way. With Bacon. And tempura. I will rid the earth of the green menace one meal at a time, wrapped...