Even though I left the south many years ago and finally stopped saying "y'all", I still say "If it was a snake it would've bit ya" when someone can't find something that is right in front of their face.
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My grandmother called the sofa the davenport. It was always the commode when I was a kid. And I called it a chesterdrawers when I was a kid and my mother corrected me. But it still always sounded like chesterdrawers.