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Quote: Ok you need to call a publisher - chicken soup for the comedian's heart or somthing like that. DANG!!!

that is me laughing so hard I can't breathe....

Amen to that!! I printed it and passed it around the office today!

Woman you have more stories than the Grimm's brothers!

As this thread can attest, that is the TRUTH!!!!! Life is so much more amusing than fiction.

That is too funny!! My brother used to sleep walk and go into the shower and go to sleep.

Quote: Will have you know that your story is making it's way around dispatch right now and knocking everyone on their fannies. I can hear them laughing.

Yeah I am not likely to live it down anytime soon.

Quote: Feel free to share! I will then. Not long ago, at work, we were having a bbq'd rib contest and they had everything set up on the sidewalk right next to the parking lot. I parked in my normal spot, went about my day, turned in my vote, etc. I went to go to my mom's for lunch, with my...

You know, the good things are memories, the bad things are lessons, the ugly things are mistakes to never repeat, and the beautiful things stay with us forever. Life is awesome.

Yeah that is about the funnies thing I have ever read. I was thinking about my big boo boo that I still cannot live down, but it doesnt even compare.

Ok there is no smiley that tells ANYONE how HARD I am laughing at this!!!! Oh my GOODNESS!!!