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*Machine shudders violently and a recorded voice says cheerily: "Please wait while the manager deals with this problem. Thank you. Goodbye."* *Inserts six dimes, eight quarters, nine pennies and a ball of lint*

I give you a broken leg! *Inserts a cast*

You get a pig. *Shoves in a Gerbil again.*

You get a FAIL. *Inserts a Gerbil. Gerbil is to fat and will not go through. Shoves Gerbil in very rudely.*

*Gasp* CHEESE DRAGON DUCK!!! You get a pickle. *Inserts 24 pennies*

You get the million dollars worth of none refundable chalk flavored tooth paste as a Christmas gift! Gives a quarter.

You get a message saying, 'Please insert 15 more cents. Thank you for your time.' Inserts a cheekeen.

You get a copy of Twilight! Gives a $100 bill and gets $99.74 in change.

You get an owl. Shoves in a chihuaua.

I give myself a duck! *Inserts quarter*

you get nothing because that was a dime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! quater

a years supply of cow patties! no quaters

You get a road apple 1dollar bill inserted. Me pounding on machine while shouting, "This machine doesn't give change!"

Nothing! Coin Inserted in 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quaters. Coin inserted.