"If you don't stand for sumpin' then you fall for every thing..."
Hen- "These are your babies too- you made'm, you watch them, I need some girl time!"
Hound dog- "Okay."
Weiner dog finds bottle on the beach, sniffs it, and a Jinni appears. "Your wish will granted." The dog thinks (Hmm, I like little chicken nuggets...) So he says... "I like little chicken..." Poof his wish is granted. Well-dang!
Personal ad in paper...
Short statured boy dog likes to wander the neighborhood, sniffing things. Looking for a broody hen without chicks that wants to care for baby chicks. Please call 555-woof.
~See the dog and baby chicks...In the yard they like to stand..
~dog and baby chicks....They don't need a reason why,
~and they rolled back down to the warm soft ground laughing
~he don't know why-Dog and baby chicks...