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Or...Mealworms! There.

Or... "We played the card game, SPOONS using mealworms, and I just lost!"

But I am... People don't get my jokes. Here is one everyone will get... "Momma, I dropped my meal worm in a puddle, may I have a new one?"

Oh thanks, I will still hope I could win legit! :D

416 Big bore- don't do that, give it to someone who is a newbee.

Wow 416 Big bore, looks like you have won the contest 3 weeks in a row! Congrats. What are you doing with all your Premium feather memberships?

"During Thanksgiving, I donated all my Juicy couture clothes. I didn't want to advertise."

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"You saying something about my...forehead bump?"

Have you got the turkey on?.. .

~Hey, I just met you and this is gravy, but here's the stuffing, so carve me maybe.

"Children! Get over here this instant! Why if your father knew you were playing with chickens he would roll over in his gravy!"

"I can't win! You laugh if my snood is short, but if I let my snood get long, then you laugh at it and call it a limp noodle."

"Please don't forget to pardon this turkey come Thanksgiving, Mr. President!"

"Inviting me for dinner, along with 15 other people? You are so generous, thank you for sharing!"

"I just got invited for dinner..."

"Oh, yeah? You called me ugly? Well you are fat and you could always lose the..." "Now you are calling me birdbrain as well?"

"Who took my...MEME?"

"False, the snood is the flesh that hangs off the nose."

"What'da mean Thanksgiving is coming? You promised me a rose garden!"