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A.T. Hagan : Quote: Well, now we know why Thor is such a laid back fellow! Gritty is keeping him drugged! FREE the bird! Nah, it was Impy that got Thor hooked on the thorazine.

Quote: Looks like that fence you were romancing kicked you in the left rear quarter panel.

Quote: A little help please https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagesca5lycsi.jpg IMP yer lookin a bit sickly there. Ummm is that why you need that dress? To cover up the dead chicken look? Impy is a turken. He not only has spur envy, but feather envy too. Don't hate...

Kat's Silly Chickens : is he running away gritsar? Notice he ain't online haven't you? Thor is such a gracious rooster. He wanted me to share his thorazine with Impy!

Quote: *evil cackle* A little help please https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagesca5lycsi.jpg

Quote: *evil cackle*

Quote: He was prob'ly sweet talking the fence into tripping me like it did today. I swear that fence wasn't there yesterday!! Yes Impy. I'm still up. Too afraid to sleep...might have nightmares about you.

Quote: You don't know the half of it If I run this way, they run this way https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_images2.jpg If I run that way, they run that way https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/15498_imagescazby531.jpg My work is never done...

Why should I give you any benefits when you're obviously making a fortune working for Denny's:

Quote: *ranchy sputters speechlessly* So does Gritty!

Quote: I dunno. Something about the way Lilith was holding her wings down and giving Impy the stinkeye of death makes me think he needs to sleep with one eye open.

Sitting here wondering if I should tell the whole (BYC) world that you are at this very moment cowering against the fence, having been chased there by a girl (one of my brahma hens)!!!! Oops, I just did. I keep telling you that those big girls are not interested in your particular...

I have another gift for you Imp. It's a very special one. Not many creatures get to see what the afterlife will look like for them: Yours looks yummy!

Did you know that you and Thor have been fighting? https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=428511 Lucky for you we are going to trim Thor's spurs off this coming week to keep him from ripping you apart. He'll prob'ly still stomp your scrawny butt into the ground. And...

Quote: You do, good hearing! http://bestsmileys.com/money/8.gif That's cheating!

Thor is getting a movie made about him: http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/273-first-thor-trailer-unveils-a-different-breed-of-superhero I seriously doubt you'll ever hear of a movie titled "Impy! The Superhero!"

Quote: Money Talks http://bestsmileys.com/money/7.gif Where's Thor??????

Where is Ranchy anyhow? She's s'pose to be over here defending me!

Quote: HA! You never find that secret compartment in the poop board. Impy Can you blame me?

Dang! Must find Impy's secret stash in the coop. Maybe I should look under his mattress.