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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Snow storms in the north are a given. Yes. But, aside from the hype of the fact that the roads will be messed up for several days, there are other issues: A lot of folks will be missing work because of the storm. Of those folks, the hardest hit will be the ones who can least afford it: the...
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    So, why did the chicken cross the road? To see what interesting little bugs could be had on those little side streets? In the case of my chickens, they crossed the road for the same reason that my cat crossed the road: to visit with the neighbor across the road. for some reason, they all...
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    It's an insignificant matter whether the bee flies down to the silk after gathering the pollen. The pollen is gathered from corn, and any other plants the bee visits to take back to the hive to feed the developing larvae. The pollination is a secondary effect of the bee climbing over the plant...
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    What exactly do you mean by "chicks in the frying pan"? What exactly did you see?
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Along the same line, I gave some to a family member. They threw them out because they didn't get used up in a week. He was afraid that, because they didn't come from the store, they'd go bad faster!
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    I used to have a Hammond organ in our living room. I gave it to my sister. Does that make me an organ donor?
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Bobby, with friends like that, who needs enemies! Hospitality is becoming a lost art!
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Of course it can, but, conversation about topics of interest helps the client to develop rapport with caregiver.
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Poor Jack. He's been such a busy boy the past couple of days. The flock has been out to free range, so he's been wandering all over the yard. He'll be out front supervising the dust bath, (which happens to be in the front flower garden among my prize irises which have taken an incredible...
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Yeah, that'd be me. It's tough when I'm working (in the health field) and I have to pretend to be interested in the sport du jour! I don't watch balls either.
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    I have a BIL who is a rabid Patriots fan. He yells, he screams, he beats his chest. I simply look at him and say: "Oh, who just scored a home run?" And the next time he starts in, I'll ask him, "Did they just make a basket?"
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Thank you. I thought you might appreciate it! To go along with that sentiment, hubby says: Women are crock pots, men are microwaves!
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Thank you Tandykins and Acornwell! You have both given me a great laugh. My cheeks hurt from smiling!
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    What's to keep them from trotting down the middle of that secondary road? I suppose they are supposed to read the directions! Looks like a nice waste of tax payer dollars to me.
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Now, regarding deer crossing the road, this problem of the signs never being at the right place when the deer crosses the road has a very easy solution. Legislation should be passed to require each and every deer to carry his or her own "Warning, deer crossing" sign with them when crossing the...
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Even a fool, when he is silent, is considered wise.
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    Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

    Blooie, that's why I like you so much. You follow the rules!!!
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