Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said...
~~A Joke: A Woman Walks into the car shop and says "I need a 710!" The Employee says "What is That!" after a long time of looking up what a 710 is he finally asks to see the car He takes one look at it turns it side ways and says "OIL!!!!!!"