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If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to drive a flea car around the inside of a cheerio. Dang! that chick would make a freight train take a dirt road! It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear. you couldn't sling sh** and hit the wall It's like putting hubcaps on...

My Pop used to say the darnedest things.... "that was tougher than putting socks on a banty rooster!" (I didn't really get it. I tried it...now I get it!) "that goofy kid could eat corn on the cobb through a pickett fence and not miss a kernal" "Boy! you'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's A$$ in a...