bumper sticker

Got a letter from Grandma today. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus " bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer...

On or about Today Afternoon, on the main Street in MonticellO, New-york, an older modell SUV and person, with a medium size Decale reading "CRAZY CHICKEN LADY" with flank hens (red sex links most likely). Who ever knows them and asks them to get in touch, will get a REWARD, not figured out yet...