a Clean chicken joke!!

Tikkajazz94

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A young couple from the city moved to the country and decided to try raise chickens since it was early spring. They went to the local feed store and bought 100 straight run chicks.

about three week later they came back and bought 100 more. again about three weeks later they returned and wanted another 100 chicks.

The feed store owner smiled and said "Well my goodness you folks are sure going to have the biggest flock around here!" To which the young man replied "Oh, no sir. i don't know what he are doing wrong, either planing them to deep or too close together, but they won't grow!"


reply what you think of this joke!
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!
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idk if this is considered clean or not,but my 9 year old todl me this and i about busted a gut. mind you i really have no political views.

why did john mccain kill all his chickens..................................




they kept saying BRACAK,BRACAK,BRACAK LOL
 
mom,wewantchicks! :

idk if this is considered clean or not,but my 9 year old todl me this and i about busted a gut. mind you i really have no political views.

why did john mccain kill all his chickens..................................




they kept saying BRACAK,BRACAK,BRACAK LOL

OK, I love this one!​
 

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