Dragon: Well... Hang on, let me look at the instruction booklet... *ahem* Long ago, there was this guy named Jason. Jason was a nice kid with super powers. One day, he found a rock. He touched it... and then he started blowing up stuff. There were a few humans left, and they repaired Earth and sealed Jason away. These people were the FOUR HEROES. Before Jason got sealed away, he said "I shall have my revenge on you in 7000 years!!" Today is the 7000th year. Bad luck, eh?
Ron: I see... and what do WE have to do with anything?
Dragon: The FOUR HEROES said "Jason will be back alive when we are long dead... but 4 kids will whoop his butt!"
Lucca: And we're 2 of them?
Dragon: CORRECT!! Now about the...
Lucca: About the what? Uh... why are you turning colors?
Dragon: Foolish kids! I will turn you into my next meal!!
Ron: Uh... NOW WHAT?!!?
A. Look if the good dragon gave you some wepons
B. Run like heck!
C. Improvise!
D. I'm selling these fine leather jackets...