Are anyone else's guineas that stupid?

glenolam

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Don't get me wrong, we love our guineas and can't wait until we have keets, but ours CONSTANTLY get "lost" on the other side of the cow fence, which is a regular 4" high fence with 6x6 squares that they could easily fit through or jump over.

They are all just about a year old, have started mating and laying eggs and live with our ducks and chickens in an enclosed house/pen. We let everyone out every day when we come home from work and they are out all day long on the weekends (we have a big predator problem and if we leave the doors open overnight or have no one home to create a bigger presence someone always disappears).

When everyone comes outside to play, the groups separate - ducks go to the stream, chickens head for the woods or gardens and guineas just roam around. Our back yard is not fenced, but our yard borders the cow pasture so we can see the girls (cows). The cow fence around the yard is very simple, your classic pasture fence, no barbed wire for obvious reasons in the yard, but in all other places the cow fence is just barbed wire.

When the guineas go out and roam they will often go into the cow pasture one way or another for bugs, and more often than not when it's dusk and everyone goes back into the house on their own I will hear at least one, if not more, frantic call for help because they can't figure out how to get back into the yard and just pace back and forth. Little do they realize that if they walked 10 ft more they would get to the end of the fence where the barbed wire starts and can just walk under the wire or they would hit a gate and could walk under the gate. I am forced to "walk" them to the closest opening, and if that opening is the gate they walk right past it! It gets pretty frustrating!
 
Far smarter critters than guineas do the same thing. We had to relocate the gate between horse pastures because we'd have horses get stuck unable to figure out they had to go to the end of the fence to join their friends. A few weeks ago one went through a section of fence because it panicked when it realized it was alone and failed to go around to the gate. Horses are fairly smart as far as livestock go. Birds not so much. Of course guineas will get stuck if there isn't a conveniently located hole. At least yours try to get home. If mine can't figure it out they just roost in a nearby tree instead and get eaten.
 
The heading cracked my up. Yes they are that stupid. The good news is, they will eventually learn but its a long slow process.

They are fun to watch and the keets are adorable (and very noisy).
 
I don't refer to my guinea's as stupid. They are my "special" birds. Oh, yea I think ride the short bus.
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I'm so glad to hear that mine aren't the only ones on the short bus.

I've read a lot about guinea behavior and no one, I mean NO ONE, ever touched on the subject of stupidity. Everything has just said they will find their way home.... Yeah, right. Their home is a mere 20 ft away and they still can't get to it!

Mine are a year old - you would think by now they would have learned how to get around their yard!
 
Guineas are not stupid, take the time to sit back and watch them. There is a purpose to most everything they do, maybe not in the way we think it should be but what works for them.

If you watch when they get stuck on the wrong side of the fence you'll find that part of the flock is on the opposite side of the stock fence. When that group walks away that's where the individual or the couple were last seen and chose to walk away from the fence. They are not wired to think in any way other than linear. They know where they last saw the rest of their flock and once they realize they can not follow they panic. Once panic sets in it becomes almost impossible to do much with them.

I've used my non trapped Guineas more than once to help me gather up those stuck on the wrong side. They calm almost immediately once they see another of their flock and will make the necessary moves to return to their side.

My flock followed my red truck, Cynthia's Guineas were enamored with their red truck. Don't know why but by using my truck on many occasions I was able to get my guys where I needed them to be.
 

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