Best joke

[chickeypeep101]

Everyone post their best joke here. This should be fun.

 

[laceynoelle]

lol i think most my jokes are dirty. i'll just enjoy other peoples.

 

[chickeypeep101]

Lol mine too

 

[hobbyfarmrookie]

The two pollocks walk into a bar, you figure the second one would have ducked.

 

[M To The Maxx]

What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 hoes.

 

[Mahonri]

Why do the Irish use only 239 beans in their bean soup?
















Because if they added one more it would make it TooFarty!

 

[Mahonri]

Tiger is holding a news conference this morning.



It seems he is going to change his name, but he is sticking with the 'cat' family.

He'll now be known as "Cheetah" Woods.

 

[girlsaint]

So this baby seal walks into a bar... and says






















"I'll have a Canadian Club."




Badomdomp.

 

[okieroy]

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Sorry guys.

 

[matthewschickens]

Quote:

I really like all of these but I do not have any good ones at the moment!