Chickens are like guns

DallasLoneStar

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May 21, 2019
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This just hit me like a ton of bricks!

I have determined chickens are like guns:

Some people love them, some hate them, but most people are sort of indifferent.
The more you own the crazier people think you are.
Depending on where you live the government can tell you which ones you can have and how many, which causes enthusiasts to often become politically active.
They need to be taken care of well to work properly.
Often, many are owned by doomsday preppers.
They need to be kept in a safe, secure location.
Some people don’t want you just walking into their home holding one.
Once you get a few you want more.
There are many different kinds, and rare ones can be very expensive. But some of the most affordable ones are actually the most reliable.
Out in the country you can have them anywhere but in the city you have to check the rules more.
Bringing them across state lines involves federal laws.
They work best when you feed them quality stuff.
And finally, a lot of them run best a little dirty.
 

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