Chickens Indoors: any Roomba-ish devices that work on Chicken Poop ?

[LBL]

If you read reviews of Roomba, there is sometimes a section where people
discuss the ugly effects of Roomba running into pet droppings, smearing them around, etc.

I'm hoping to improve on that but I'm afraid there are no commercial products.

Now that I have Red John running around, befouling the hardwood floor with his Special
Plant Fertilizer, I'm wishing for a Cleaning Robot

If you ask your housemate to do this, it's "Cruel & Unusual Punishment".

If you ask a house-cleaner to do it, their request for Hazard Pay becomes more valid.

I'm eyeing the Roomba wishfully, knowing that it will only smear Red John's offerings into a bigger mess.

There's GOT to be someone who's tried this. Attached a SPONGE to a Roomba, something !

I actually measured the resistance of Red John's fresh deposits. 15K ohms and up.

Something I would need to know if I try to make a Robot Chicken Poop Cleaner type thing.

 

[nuthatched]

I dont think there's anything that won't just smear it around. Maybe a chicken diaper or let him outside if he's able to go out.