Chinese Whispers Game

[NixNoodleNumbat]

This is a game where someone posts a sentence and then the next person translates it (using an online translator) into a different language and posts it. Then it is translated back to English. 
The sentence changes whenever I decide it isn't really being translated back to English very much.
For example
NixNoodleNumbat:
English
Let's take over the world!
OwlLover:
French
Examinons dans le monde entier !
HollyBird24:
English
Let us examine in the whole world!
LittleLady98:
German
Lassen Sie uns in der ganzen Welt überprüfen!
NixNoodleNumbat:
English
Let us in the whole world examine!

Madness ensues.
Rules:
You must use an online translator
You must have the language you translated the sentence to at the top of your post.

This one's really inaccurate!
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I'll start…
You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a lady's man, no time to talk.

 

[OwlLover]

Môžete povedať, ako som chodiť moja chôdza, som sukničkár, nie je čas hovoriť.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

(please write the language at the top of your post)
English
You can say, as I walk my walk, I was a womanizer, it is time to talk.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Boredom…
Spanish
Usted puede decir, como camino mi caminata, yo era un womanizer, él es hora de hablar.
English
You can say, like way my long walk, I I was to womanizer, he is hour to speak.
Portuguese
Você pode dizer, como a maneira minha caminhada longa, MIM que eu era ao womanizer, ele é hora a falar.
English
You can say, as the way long walked mine, ME that I age when womanizer, it am hour to speak.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

French
Vous pouvez dire, comme manière longtemps avez marché les miens, JE que je vieillis quand womanizer, il heure d'AM pour parler.
English
You can say, as manner a long time went mine, I whom I age when womanizer, it hour d' AM to speak.
Italian
Potete dire, come il modo un molto tempo è andato miei, I quale invecchio quando womanizer, esso ora d' da parlare.
English
You can terrible, comes mine of gone of is of time a lot dell' The way UN dell' , Womanizer of when of I age of which of I, now d' of it; to speak about they give.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

New sentence:
I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny.
Dutch
Ik houd van grote uiteinden en ik kan niet liggen, kunt u andere broers niet ontkennen.
English
I love great tips and I can not lie, you other brothers can not deny.
French
J'aime de grands bouts et je ne peux pas me trouver, vous que d'autres frères ne peuvent pas nier.
English
J' like great ends and I boat Be, you that d' other brothers boat deny

(I don't know how can't became boat. Goodnight!)