Did you hear about the Grandfather who had invited his grand kids over for Easter Morning? He thought he'd suprise them, so the night before he went out and put colored eggs under the hens so the grandkids could "find" them the next morning. Bright and early the kids came over. He gave each one a basket and told them to go gather eggs for breakfast. In a few minutes they all came back...baskets empty. They told him he better go look in the henhouse, it was a mess in there. Sure enough, when he checked there were feathers everywhere. It seems when the rooster came in, he took one look at the eggs and then beat the crap out of the peacock.
