For All You Testing Seniors

Sugar Sand Farm

Songster
12 Years
Apr 24, 2007
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Got this in an email from my SIL thought you all might get a giggle out of itl

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to
>>> be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
>>>
>>> ATD: At The Doctor's
>>> BFF: Best Friend Farted
>>> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
>>> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
>>> CBM: Covered By Medicare
>>> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
>>> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
>>> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
>>> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
>>> FYI: Found Your Insulin
>>> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
>>> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
>>> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
>>> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
>>> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
>>> LOL: Living On Lipitor
>>> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
>>> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
>>> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
>>> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
>>> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
>>> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
>>> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
>>> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
>>> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
>>> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
 
That hits too close to home.
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