Funny Story...

[EmtheFishLady]

I made my hubby some deviled eggs for work out of our bantam chicken eggs yesterday. He just called me and related the following story, and I had to share. Hubby is eating lunch when a friend of his walks up, hubby offers him deviled egg. Friend takes it and takes a bite, complements hubby on the eggs. Now the following conversation is what cracked me up.

Friend: "Where did your wife get eggs this small?"
Hubby: "Oh, we raise parakeets, if the eggs don't hatch she cooks them"
Friend gagging: "Man these are BIRD EGGS MAN?!?!"


After my husband died laughing, he explained what a bantam chicken was.

 

[crtrlovr]

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As opposed to cow eggs, maybe?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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As opposed to cow eggs, maybe?

Lol...Exactly. It was hilarious though.

 

[silkiechick236]

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[ARose4Heaven]

LOVE It. I'm going to have to try that one!

Makes my story a little lame, but here goes...

I sold a dozen eggs to my friend. She boiled them for lunches, and put them back in the fridge. Her hubby gets up the next day, grabs an egg to fry. He tries and tries to crack that egg, but no go. Yells at his wife in next room, "What the heck do the Hastad's feed their chickens, CONCRETE?!!"

 

[silkiechick236]

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I would have loved to seen the look on his face!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Lol...That's hilarious.