Help! I think paranoia is starting again/gapeworm?

[SpottedCrow]

The correct term for the Cecal droppings is: SPLORT!
Just like it sounds when it hits the rug under DH's chair. LOL
It's one of the worst smelling things in the world next to decomp and broody poop.
And it's perfectly normal for Splort to look like melted chocolate, clear with small chunks, white with small chunks and orange from the Chef Boyardee they got into.

 

[AccidentalFarm]

LOL! SpottedCrow- that is the MOST accurate description of SPLORT I've ever read!!!

 

[Jsto]

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Ahh, Splort!

The stuff will knock you over. I wasn't going to mention it because I have no idea where it even came from, but one day I just started calling it 'skibum' (pronounced skee-bum). Like I said, it has no meaning, but for me it rolls off the tongue better than Cecal!!

Today has been the worst. I gave them some cucumber this morning and I swear, the stuff is horrid. I practically gag when I have to clean it up from my leg, the chair, the floor, my shoulder. I've tried asking nicely for them not to go on me, but it doesn't seem to be helping