OK, heres the deal for me.
First, I would not go anywhere but the barn in my barn clothes
I take a shower before I go anywhere because...well. I'd rather be in the barn than any other place in the world and it just makes sense.
I have a hen named Polly........She sometimes rides on my shoulder.....made the decision to do this herself.
She is named Polly because she chats the whole time she is up there.
I suppose it could happen , but she has never pooped on me.
For one thing she does not stay that long.
We have an old hen named Sweetie,(because she is) that likes to nap on my husbands lap
And our main man roo named Boots who likes to be held and petted.............in fact will follow us around the barn until he is picked up.
Honestly, it has never crossed my mind that there is anything wrong with this.
I have aprox. 50 chickens that I call by name and can tell you thier heritage and hatch month and year by memory............
I don't like Cockatiels but love my chickens
Maybe I spend to much time with my chickens