I don't need anymore backyard mix eggs but this ad cracked me up so much I had to fight myself not to bid on them. I give you: Immortal Buff Hen!

SnackMeat

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Bid at your own risk, hatch if you dare... This buff hen graces me with a perfectly fertilized egg every other day that she produces with the help of her concubine roosters that she refuses to share. Who's the daddy? Who knows... could be an Ayam Cemani or a Bielefelder as those are the two that have earned the right to stand next to her nesting box.

A past racoon attack left her flock devastated with no survivors, but who is that rising out of the dust with not a scratch? Buff hen! So tough a racoon won't even touch her (and neither will I).

Not a single hen in her flock dares to get out of line or venture too far from her sight for fear of her wrath.

A 300 lb boar hog wants his dinner? Not with buff hen around.. she gets to pick out of the bowl first!

Ever wanted to actually do chores or maybe mess with another chicken? Not with buff hen around! She will be in your business 24/7 and will literally have to be touching you at all times.

Want a chicken that adores children and is as sweet as pie (for children)... Then hatch this egg. Everyone needs their own spawn of buff hen.

I will also throw in 6 eggs from her friends as well that could be easter egg, bielefelder, ayam cemani, or australorp crosses. (I think she is trying to raise an army). .... (She told me to throw in even more extra if I have them available..no telling how many you might get.)

Eggs will be packed very carefully, wrapped in bubble wrap and double boxed to help prevent breakage. I cannot control how the post office treats your package but please reach out to me as soon as you receive it if there is an issue and I will do my best to find a mutually agreeable solution.

Everyone incubates in a different style depending on their area and type of incubator so I will not tell you how to incubate the eggs but I will be more than happy to help you find a way that will work for what you have if you send me a message to discuss it. I am always happy to help (as long as buff hen is not around to see

Shipping and Hatching Eggs is a gamble. I do not guarantee your hatch rate. I have had fantastic hatch rates (just ask buff hens daughter who is next in line for the throne) but due to the bouncing of the delivery trucks and the heat, eggs could be damaged and not develop. Please do not bid if you can not take this risk. I can guarantee that you will receive fresh, naturally clean eggs from an from an immortal bird with a grudge and her friends.
 

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