I havea black eye

[canada-goose]

Don't worry, I have a friend who used to want a black eye.

 

[JetBlack]

When they ask, just say "A kid did it."

 

[jbowyer01]

I had to expalin to my DH how I got a black eye in the middle of the night. My pillow fell off the bed (I toss and turn alot when sleeping) bent over the edge of the bed to pull it up and WHAM slammed my cheek and eye into the nightstand

. He laughed when I explained, you have to understand this is coming from the individual that was using an airpopper (making popcorn) and a kernel flew out of the machine and up my nose. Yes I said up my nose (try explaining that to a doctor), I walk into walls to Im very talented as you can see. My DH says I should have been named grace lol.

 

[SarahBeth9394]

Did the hot kernel blister your nose?

 

[australorpchick]

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[scbatz33]

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This reminds me of my favorite joke.......


What are the 3 biggest lies in the south????