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You probably won't see this stuff on the Discovery Channel.....Aren't you lucky to be here where people in the real world face real wildlife situations and have the grace to laugh.....and let us laugh too !!!!!!!
I believe people who lived on farms long ago didn't need TV, the things they saw around them were sufficiently entertaining. Another good thing about that was you never had to have the "where babies come from" talk with your kids. By the time they were 5, they knew.
Did you hear about the 12 year old farm kid who answered the door and found an angry neighbor (who lived 5 miles away) on the doorstep? The neighbor said, "I want to talk to your father!". The kid replied, "I'm sorry but he's gone to town this morning". The angry neighbor demanded, "Then I want to speak to your mother!". The kid replied, "I'm sorry but she's gone to town with him". The angry man growled, "Then I want to talk to HOWARD!" The kid said, "Howard's gone to town with ma and pa". The neighbor was fuming by this time and shouted, "I want you to know your brother HOWARD got my daughter Susie pregnant and I want to know what you're father's going to do about it!!!". The kid thought a moment and said, "Well....I know my dad gets $500 fee when we send our bull out for stud, and I know he gets $60 and pick of the litter when we lend our boar hog out, but I just don't know how much he gets for Howard."
You probably won't see this stuff on the Discovery Channel.....Aren't you lucky to be here where people in the real world face real wildlife situations and have the grace to laugh.....and let us laugh too !!!!!!!
I believe people who lived on farms long ago didn't need TV, the things they saw around them were sufficiently entertaining. Another good thing about that was you never had to have the "where babies come from" talk with your kids. By the time they were 5, they knew.
Did you hear about the 12 year old farm kid who answered the door and found an angry neighbor (who lived 5 miles away) on the doorstep? The neighbor said, "I want to talk to your father!". The kid replied, "I'm sorry but he's gone to town this morning". The angry neighbor demanded, "Then I want to speak to your mother!". The kid replied, "I'm sorry but she's gone to town with him". The angry man growled, "Then I want to talk to HOWARD!" The kid said, "Howard's gone to town with ma and pa". The neighbor was fuming by this time and shouted, "I want you to know your brother HOWARD got my daughter Susie pregnant and I want to know what you're father's going to do about it!!!". The kid thought a moment and said, "Well....I know my dad gets $500 fee when we send our bull out for stud, and I know he gets $60 and pick of the litter when we lend our boar hog out, but I just don't know how much he gets for Howard."
