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[arabianequine]

Non-family friendly joke removed. Remember, we have minors here, please.

 

[arabianequine]

Non-family friendly joke removed. Remember, we have minors here, please.

 

[arabianequine]

Leaving Work Early


Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.



Non-family friendly joke removed. Folks, watch the adult type jokes, please.

 

[Royd]

A farmer had been working hard, all day long and decided to sit on the porch, for the evening. He happened to live on a well travelled, paved road, [known as a hard road, in the south].
He watched, as a bunny hopped out of the cornfield and started to cross the road.
He looks down the road, as a large truck approaches. [Sound effects, yownnn, splat.]

He continues to sit there, for awhile. Soon, here comes the same truck, in the other direction. The driver stops, gets out, walks up to the bunny, opens a bottle of something, pours it on the dead rabbit, throws the bottle in the ditch, jumps into his truck and drives off.

The farmer continues to sit there, for awhile, pondering it all, when, suddenly, he sees the bunny move. First, one ear, then, the other.

The next thing you know, the rabbit starts hopping around..It hops off a little ways, turns and waves at the farmer, hops a little farther, and waves, again...Pretty soon, it hops off, into the cornfield, waving at the farmer.

The farmer finally asks himself, " I wonder what was in that bottle?" so he strolls over and picks it up...It read, Hair Restorer, with a Permanent Wave.

 

[speckledhen]

Please, please, please remember that you must keep these jokes family friendly.