My Guinea Can Ride a Bike!

[sben451]

That is so cool!!!

 

[TedsFarms]

hahaha, a great pic right there.

 

[PineBurrowPeeps]

The new Guinea brand GPS with state of the art ICS (Insect Consumption System), keeps your windsheild or grill clean and gets you where you need to go on time. Available in many colors to compliment your car, truck, RV, SUV, hog, bike, or trike. Also availble with alarm system.

But wait! Call in the next ten minutes and we'll DOUBLE your offer! You'll get two Guinea GPS/ICS in your color choices for the low price of $19.99 AND we'll throw in a free Guinea pooper scooper for those adorable turds it will make in your lap!


*Child and bike not included. Guineas are live animals and Guinea Inc. cannot be held responsible if your guinea gets you lost in guam or makes you miss your hot date. ICS only works at speeds of less than 30MPH. It is reccomended that you always have your guinea wear goggles and a helmet when riding in the open air.*

 

[TarzantheChickenMan]

totally just made my night thanks

 

[barefootchef]

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That was toooooo funny!