Dialog...with the dude at the Livestock Feed & Maintenance Dept.
Me: "Hey! I am looking for a product called "Orange Oil" which is used to paint the roosts in the chicken coop to keep mites/lice away?"
Dude: "Well, if it's a paint it would be in the Paint Department."
I tried to explain that it was NOT a paint-per se but he had already shut me off and pointed me in that direction. What the heck...I give people the benefit of the doubt, right?
So, I go to the Paint Dept...
Dialog...with the dude at the Paint Dept.
Me: "Hey! I am looking for a product called "Orange Oil" which is used to paint the roosts in the chicken coop to keep mites/lice away?"
(Eyebrow goes up and did I just hear you "DUH" under your breath there buddy?)
Dude: "Did you try the Livestock Feed & Maintenance Dept?"
Me: "Yes--and he directed me to you!"
Dude: "Oh well...we don't carry it (duh!) but, you might want to try Sherwin Williams!"
WHAT? What am I missing here? Where do you guys get this stuff? Geesh!
Me: "Hey! I am looking for a product called "Orange Oil" which is used to paint the roosts in the chicken coop to keep mites/lice away?"
Dude: "Well, if it's a paint it would be in the Paint Department."

I tried to explain that it was NOT a paint-per se but he had already shut me off and pointed me in that direction. What the heck...I give people the benefit of the doubt, right?
So, I go to the Paint Dept...
Dialog...with the dude at the Paint Dept.
Me: "Hey! I am looking for a product called "Orange Oil" which is used to paint the roosts in the chicken coop to keep mites/lice away?"
(Eyebrow goes up and did I just hear you "DUH" under your breath there buddy?)
Dude: "Did you try the Livestock Feed & Maintenance Dept?"
Me: "Yes--and he directed me to you!"
Dude: "Oh well...we don't carry it (duh!) but, you might want to try Sherwin Williams!"

WHAT? What am I missing here? Where do you guys get this stuff? Geesh!
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