Never lean against a wall with an egg in your pocket...

[cthrash1]

When you hear the pop squoosh you know what you'll find and it isn't fun trying to scoop it out and find a place to throw it so the chickens don't eat it.

You'd think I'd learn the first time...But noooo had to go and do it a second time.

 

[Wildsky]

Don't try bump the door open with your hip either.........

 

[reallemons1]

You hear the pop, and then you feel the goo run down your skin....yep Ha! Done that too.

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

LOL Also make sure ya check the tractor seat before settin down. Or more recently, make sure ya look at which hen's right above ya, if it's one of my lazy one's that wont even get off the perch, she'll wait for you to walk right under her...

 

[cthrash1]

Quote:

I hope not to ever experience that one...

 

[Portia]

Ha! I'd like to know who this HASN'T happened to!

 

[chickenbuddy]

Or, you sit down while it's in your back pocket......


(I have some friends who once threw an egg at a post or just threw it, thinking it was rotten......and then heard a peep)

 

[whatsup chickenbutt]

dont lean over the fence to grab a chicken either. Especially in your husbands coat....

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Looked like I peed in my pants the last time I did this one.

 

[Splash_Guard]

I'm glad I'm not alone.