My uncle wrote this song for his brother's birthday back in February, I thought it would be fun to share.
Ode to Devon
Chorus:
Devon, you're a guy with a girl's name.
Devon, you got a motorcycle to compensate
You have the kind of dog that only girls should have
I remembered when you busted your leg just to get a laugh
(Chorus)
When you grow your mustache, you look like a pedophile
You're statistically more likely to die before me ( because you're old)
but hopefully not for a while
(Chorus)
Devon, you have a bunch of guns
Devon, that's how we know you're a Republican
You always leave your shoes in the living room
You must think your feet are awesome, like a rose in bloom
(Chorus)
You're the man, Devon!
LOL I know it's not chicken related but it's funny.
Ode to Devon
Chorus:
Devon, you're a guy with a girl's name.
Devon, you got a motorcycle to compensate
You have the kind of dog that only girls should have
I remembered when you busted your leg just to get a laugh
(Chorus)
When you grow your mustache, you look like a pedophile
You're statistically more likely to die before me ( because you're old)
but hopefully not for a while
(Chorus)
Devon, you have a bunch of guns
Devon, that's how we know you're a Republican
You always leave your shoes in the living room
You must think your feet are awesome, like a rose in bloom
(Chorus)
You're the man, Devon!
LOL I know it's not chicken related but it's funny.