Oh No doc, IS IT SWINE FLU!

[chickenred]

well, I am really feeling SOWer, and I have been really BOARed, also, my nose is HOGed. But other than that, I feel SWINE!

okay, there is your corny joke for the day

 

[StupidBird]

it's a real porker - er - corker.

 

[OutInTheStiks]

You must need some Oinkment, but if you had the bird flu you would need Tweetment.