OMG... Funniest post ever on CL - involves ducks

[Goat_Walker]

http://greenville.craigslist.org/grd/1567086025.html


And just in case someone cant see it - here is what the post says:

i have 3 white pecans and 2 moscobies call *********** 10 each

 

[saddina]

They have scooby? Does shaggy know?

 

[SilverPhoenix]

Mmm, pecans! I didn't know they came in white.

 

[LarryPQ]

I found this one today:

Scaly long necked chicks
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/grd/1607490504.html

 

[fordmommy]

Quote:
What's that? They are from Canada?

 

[Buster52]

Recently I heard an auctioneer call them Muskogees.

At a poultry auction.

Oh, well. At least it was in Oklahoma, so he has an excuse.

 

[Goose and Fig]

I replied to a duck add to find out if they had any toulouse. They said " No- but we have Pee Kings"

 

[SillyChicken]

a bit off topic.. but I had someone ask me if they were on the right road to Too Lee Do..... what the heck is Tooleedo....... oh you mean TOLEDO Ohio?!

 

[michickenwrangler]

Near TOO-LEE-DO, there is Milan, Michigan. A gal I went to college with at Eastern Michigan called it "Mih-LAHN" like in Italy. Everyone laughed at her. "Nope, it's MY-lan. It's not fancy like Mih-LAHN, it's got a drag strip and a mental hospital!"

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

it's got a drag strip and a mental hospital!"

quite possibly the best combination of words strung together that i've seen in a good long time....

golly​