OMG she threw an egg at me!!!

[rockabilly7]

So I see this girl at the grocery store who I have had problems with in the pass and I admit I was a little snotty, but on the way out of the store she cut off a very big truck and 3 seconds later their was an egg cracked at my feet and since no one else was around and the people in the truck never had seen me before plus they had their windows up I knew it was her!!!! She threw a chicken egg at me in a store parking lot!!! Thank god she missed though or I would be in jail right now

 

[Mahonri]

I thought that the Hatfields and McCoys lived a little further north... although I can imagine that with retirement some had to end up in Florida.

 

[Redfeathers]

Wow, her lack of maturity is amazing.

 

[debilorrah]

An egg? She threw an egg at you? Get her back with a water balloon....

ETA: Seriously, a water balloon..... Someone that juvenile gets what they deserve.

 

[Mahonri]

I'd somehow provoke her... something subtle... and then get her on tape doing the deed and call the authorities... put her in jail for assault.

Ooo... I've got a little evil in me. don't I?

 

[Nikki28]

who throws eggs honestly ...

How old is she? She sounds wacko.

 

[redhen]

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i was thinking the same thing!....TACKY!...

 

[conny63malies]

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There is actually a little boy in Florida that does pageants and his name is Hatfield and my BIL mother in law is a McCoy

 

[conny63malies]

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i was thinking the same thing!....TACKY!...

yeah soapy windows and TP take waaay longer to clean up.

 

[FractalFarmer]

I thought this was going to be about one of your *chickens* throwing an egg at you!

No such luck, I guess. That would be fun news!