Only in our town!

[gritsar]

A woman was taken to the county jail and charged with public intoxication after passing out on a stranger's couch and failing several field sobriety tests.
The owner of the couch returned home to find the drunk woman, who she did not know, asleep on the couch. The owner of the couch phoned police only after several failed attempts to wake the drunk up.
I've been drunk before, but I've never been THAT drunk.

No wonder my DH doesn't have much hair left and what he has is all gray!

 

[Dar]

new years eve my parents had a guy try to open thier door and sleep it off...but the problem was the guy was on the wrong street...

my parents dog barked and barked the guy still did not clue in it was the wrong house

the guy then decided he was going to try the back door, well my parents lock the back door but they have a doggie door in the basement...my moms dog 100lb chow husky mix bit the guy and he took off...the police showed up a few hours later and questioned my parents about the dog bite....my parents almost had a legal suit on their hands cause of the bite even tho the guy was trespassing...

 

[gritsar]

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Hmmm....Here I thought it was only our town that was chock full of idiots.



Note: We don't actually LIVE in town.

 

[Bluemoon420]

Ugh, that reminds me of some story that happened here.
Some knucklehead ( I'm using polite words) broke into someone's house while they were home. The home owner stabbed the intruding knucklehead in the leg and obviously injured the guy. The knucklehead's wife then turns around and sues the home owner because she said the knucklehead can't work. Well, knuckleheads wife won the lawsuit, and now they must pay the knucklehead family money every month.

I just don't get it. I really don't.


Bluemoon

 

[MagsC]

I remember watching one of our neighbors drunk and walking home from the bar, he rolled down a hill after crossing the highway(its a miracle he didnt get hit!), lay there a while, then proceeded to fumble his way home, in the process walking right through one of the other neighbors kids little swimming pool and didnt even seem to NOTICE...

 

[Redhead Hen]

Well, this did not happen in my town, but it cracked me up when I heard it! There was some town in NY where a police officer arrested a drunk Amish teenager. The teenager was operating his horse and buggy while under the influence. The cops could not arrest him for DUI since he was not operating a motor vehicle. So, they charged him for being drunk in public. The cops did find the person who supplied the teen with the alcohol and he was charged for distributing alcohol to a minor.

Now, my question is this ..... How bad was that Amish Teen driving that buggy? Must have been all over the road to get a cop to pull over a buggy! Can you imagine what was going through that cops head?

 

[Tuffoldhen]

Oh we had a drunk once! lol He went to sleep it off in our only neighbors backyard! The neighbor saw him walking through the yard but lost him and call us to please help find him!! Our dog found him under some bushes passed out! It was to funny, especially when the state police were called to come get him or he would be shot! LOL

 

[Year of the Rooster]

Oh jeez... Well, today there was a man dead in our local lake.. Apparently he was drunk also (BAL was .29!) and decided to go riding in is boat out on the lake going 55 miles and hour! He ended up hitting a stationary fishing boat, cutting it in half, and was found face down, dead in the water this morning... Nobody was hurt.. but god, what and idiot..

 

[StupidBird]

I heard 3rd hand from a reliable source....

Coworker drove drunk home from office party, following drunk's directions. Drunk had left house keys at office, so they broke a window, tucked drunk into bed and went home themselves. The REAL owner of the house was SO ticked off he pressed charges against the company as well as all persons directly involved.

 

[gritsar]

I got so mad today because I drove all the way into town to spend a few minutes with my DH while he was on his dinner break. When I got into town I had to wait about 20 minutes for him because they were on a domestic disturbance call where the woman was the instigator.
When he finally drove up to meet me, we didn't get to talk for more than five secs. when he had to go back to the same house because the woman had returned to resume the fight after she'd already been ordered to leave. He never did get his dinner break.
Hope that woman enjoys the comforts of our new county jail tonight.