R/C Helicopters and the worst luck in the world

[P-Funk]

After years of building and flying planes I decided to build a chopper. My son helped me build it and we learned to fly it with the help of a rotopod. Then my truck was stolen, with the chopper in back. We found the truck, minus one helicopter, in a Denver ghetto (Park Hill). It looked like it had ran over a few fire plugs and telephone poles. The brand new Durango was a complete loss. I called every single pawn shop in the area looking for this chopper. No luck. The cops can't find it, just like they couldn't find the truck. The people at JR Radios expressed more concern. Does anyone out there have one (a heli, that is) they would like to part with?