So I was sharing a funny post I read on here and we don't need cows..

[PaulaSB12]

A.T. Hagan :

DH: "We aren't getting a cow"
Me: "Good, cuz I don't WANT a cow, I'm just saying they are out there and they are cute!"

DH: *sigh*

Despite my best attempts to reassure him I don't want a cow and that a post here prompted the whole thing he's still convinced I that in addition to chickens I also want a cow!

This all sound strangely familiar.

Do tell us what you named it once you get it home...

Its April 1st tomorrow you really have to tell him you ordered that cow in the morning.​

 

[dkvart1]

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Its April 1st tomorrow you really have to tell him you ordered that cow in the morning.

Oh I wished I had thought of that before he got home!! darn!

 

[vanilla.exe]

That is a hilarious story!!!! I had to stifle my laughter because the bf is sleeping. He has the same reaction whenever I mention any animal though. Luckily I got him to cave on the chickens.

 

[dkvart1]

DH got home yesterday. Last night we're snuggled in bed and he's rubbing my head and says "close your little eyes and dream of chickens." Then he pulled his ESP stuff (he has a freaky habit of just "knowing" things he couldn't possibly know") and ...

A minute later he says... "maybe we should get a goat."
I say "yes! I was thinking about maybe a couple of pygmy goats."

DH: "where would they sleep?"
me: "I'll build them a little barn."

DH: "No, it's either a goat or chickens."
me: "nuh uh, chickens provide food, both."

DH: "We can eat the goat"
me: knowing full well he won't eat a goat, heck, he's said repeatedly I can have chickens if I agree never to eat any of them! "NO!"

DH Laughing: "I'm kidding, we won't eat the goat."

before I could answer he was snorning... No sneaking things past him...