Not exactly poultry related, but I thought everyone could use a good laugh!
A guy is driving around the back woods of
Arkansas and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Rooster For Sale '.He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the rooster is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Buff Orpington rooster sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Orp replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of
hearing a rooster talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Orp looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a rooster would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a clutch of chicks, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the rooster.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This rooster is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
the backyard'
And here is that rooster......
(Disclaimer: Rooster above can not talk and is not for sale. However, we may entertain offers on the boy...)
Grandma just called. She said this boy is not available!
A guy is driving around the back woods of
Arkansas and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Rooster For Sale '.He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the rooster is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Buff Orpington rooster sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Orp replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of
hearing a rooster talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Orp looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a rooster would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a clutch of chicks, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the rooster.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This rooster is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
the backyard'
And here is that rooster......
(Disclaimer: Rooster above can not talk and is not for sale. However, we may entertain offers on the boy...)
Grandma just called. She said this boy is not available!
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