For those of you who raise turkeys and a tribute from all of us who *ate* turkey yesterday (and the leftovers today):
OK now, everybody sing along...(to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive')
At first I was an egg, I was petrified
Kept thinking I'd be lost or I'd get cracked or fried
But you took me to your nest before it was too late and
Kept me warm and you helped me incubate
And now you're back
Think you're the boss
Want to put me on a plate next to your wife's cranberry sauce.
I should have known this day would come
I should have known not to relax
If I thought for just one second you'd come in here with that ax.
Go on now go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
Ain't chopping my head to the floor
Aren't you the one who prized this dark meat on my thighs
You think I'd gobble?
You think
I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I can peck I know I'll stay alive
Got my wings so I won't fall
You ain't selling me to Butterball
I will survive
I will survive
Hey! Hey!
OK now, everybody sing along...(to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive')
At first I was an egg, I was petrified
Kept thinking I'd be lost or I'd get cracked or fried
But you took me to your nest before it was too late and
Kept me warm and you helped me incubate
And now you're back
Think you're the boss
Want to put me on a plate next to your wife's cranberry sauce.
I should have known this day would come
I should have known not to relax
If I thought for just one second you'd come in here with that ax.
Go on now go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
Ain't chopping my head to the floor
Aren't you the one who prized this dark meat on my thighs
You think I'd gobble?
You think
I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I can peck I know I'll stay alive
Got my wings so I won't fall
You ain't selling me to Butterball
I will survive
I will survive
Hey! Hey!
