The Outlaw's List of Quotes from the Cold Wars (2008-2011)

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ANG - 'Aahh! Deploy Thalantos now! They're fronting...'
ANL - 'Okay, get out quick!!'
PRS - 'Thalantos? What kind of name is that?! We named our FSS Virgin's Bower. It's operated by a lever in the Battery. It has a string of small reactive -'
PRG (me) - 'Shut up you idiot!'

PRG - 'You are going to burn to the ground fool... I can't believe you actually shot my Leutenant an Strategical Advisor in the arms with a nail gun!'
ANG - 'I missed'
PRG - 'You did not!'
ANG - 'The sights are messed up. I had them both pegged for a chest shot. Look. This discussion is academic. As you can see, I am still holding that Pneumatic Nailgun. It is full. You are my Adverse General. If you have any grousing to do, I suggest you do it out of range....'

PRA - '...When I blow 3 times, you all have to get out ASAP. 4 times means you Sergeant have to move south quietly, and you Leutenant have to move northeast really quickly. Any questions?'
PRG - 'Yeah, uh, wouldn't it be easier just to charge them with a bunch of Iron rods screamming like banshees?'
PRA - 'Newsflash - You're not the Strategic Advisor. You're just the General!'
ANG - 'Newsflash churchill, it's my war! (Northern siege begins)

More to follow...
 
Before anybody asks any stupid questions, here is the Story of the Cold Wars (2008-2011)...

...Late in 2007, a corporate meglomaniac who was hereforeafter known to be notoriously underhanded in performing evil treacheries, performed an evil treachery. The informancy agent of which was sent forth to retrieve visual contact of the treachery later stated that the trechery performed was treacherously performed in a treacherous manne-

Isn't. It. Neat. How. As. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Keeps taking. Pauses.
 
Before anyone says *facepalm*, I'll explain it in english...



Participating Parties:
-Protagonists (the Protagon)
-Antagonists (the Antagon) - the party that originally declared the wars

Artillery:
-Icebomb - A small gas bomb that was thrown inside an enemy fort and ignited to cause a detrimental explosion
-Pneuma - a small modified Pneumatic weapon; a nailgun modified to fire screw (as well as having iron sights)
-Fort Security System - a Built-in hidden Self-destruct device in the forts and batteries (Protagon - Virgin's Bower / Antagon - Thalantos)
-Warhorse - A small machine operated by a two-stroke engine - but it's wheels were sawblades. It was later modified to be R/C and carry a Pneuma
-Snowballs
-Ice blocks
-Sticks
-Stones



...The Cold Wars began in 2007 (October 19) after an incedent involving the people who would later become the generals of their armies. We are not told what exactly the incedent was, but the protagonist general (me) backed up by the person who would later become the Leutenant protaganist, went to give the Antagonist general a chinwag about the incedent. The discussion ended with him declaring war against the two of us. Very quickly, two small legions (or armies) were peiced together. The first Cold War began in mid-November, while the Protagon general was building a buttress for a hopefully inpenetrable ice fortress. The rest of the Protagon was gathering and relaying supplies. An Attack (the Battle of the Siren) occured during the protagon's absence, and the Protagon General was mildly injured, but the Antagon army was driven off. No progress occured until January 12th - the Battle of Iceburn - the first battle in the war to include a primitive weapon (the Icebomb). The Icebomb was a small ignition-bomb that was thrown into the fortress near the buttress, and the had to be shot at to be ignited and blow up (destroying P-Battery-1 and injuring two soldiers who were in the bullets of the fort)... More on the Cold Wars tomorrow...
 
Ducks and banny hens..... you are in big troube
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what did you change the password to.
 
Fort Infrastructure:
-Battery - A small frontal fort used as a strategic battle position; the offensive part of a fort
-Buttress - the wooden infrastructure stabilizing the fort
-Kallapse - A boobitrap placed near the battery - only personell know how to pass a kallapse
-Cleft - Two ridges forming a safety trench in which soldiers can lie down in during fire
-Den - A small hut built inside/underneath the fort, accessable via a tunnel - always has two exits
-Bullet - A small canister-shaped den in which soldiers seek refuge during fire and besiege - only has one exit
-FSS - Fort Security System
-Virgin's Bower - The Protagon's FSS - A system of reactive pulleys and levers attached securly to the inner plates of a fort; once activated, the fort implodes
-Thalantos - The Antagon's FSS - A large, buried Icebomb that is ignited through a tiny tunnel accessed through the Cleft

Legion structure:
-General - PRG / ANG
-Strategical Advisor - PRA / (not applicable in the antagon)
-Leutenant - PRL / ANL
-Colonel - PRC / ANC
-Sergeant - PRS / ANS
-Private/Rankless - PRI / ANI





... In February 1st 2008, the nomadic Protagon set up a small resistance fortlette near a double rock formation, this fortlette primarily composed of triple-compact snow. The Antagon sent scouts to search for the protagon, and found them. The ensuing battle (The Battle of Jackswamp) was the first battle to use Icebombs as handheld weapons. Primitive Pneumas were first deploy here by the antagon....
 

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