The puppy ate my cell phone

[P-Funk]

I didn't think it actually ever happened. I've never used that as an excuse before. At least it wasn't the homework...

 

[Poultrybonkers]

I have a kitty that threw up a zip tie and a pill I have no idea where the pill came from. they eat the weirdest things.

 

[turney31]

Opps! Just curious have you called it?

 

[annageckos]

I once had a rat that ate my homework. Another time it was a parakeet. I did bring the remains in as proof.