GrannyHeeney
Songster
Okay, the tune is stolen from an old Monty Python tune (the original is NOT rated G, so please don't post any of it!). If you do recognize the tune, feel free to sing it (and imagine me on a banjo LOL).
Isn't it awfully nice to have a Pringle?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a Dong?
It's swell to have a Slurpee,
It's divine to own a Twix,
From the tiniest little fun size
To the biggest Pixie Stix.
So three cheers for your plate of cheesey nachos,
Hooray for your chips that taste like steak.
Your piece of gum, your wife's best cake,
Your Slim Jim or cheese block.
You can wrap them up for later
Or you can eat them on the spot,
But when eating them in public
And you will not share a drop,
Then you won't...
Come...
Back!
Thank you very much.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a Pringle?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a Dong?
It's swell to have a Slurpee,
It's divine to own a Twix,
From the tiniest little fun size
To the biggest Pixie Stix.
So three cheers for your plate of cheesey nachos,
Hooray for your chips that taste like steak.
Your piece of gum, your wife's best cake,
Your Slim Jim or cheese block.
You can wrap them up for later
Or you can eat them on the spot,
But when eating them in public
And you will not share a drop,
Then you won't...
Come...
Back!
Thank you very much.
